Sadam Jokes

I heard that they got all of the Sadam look-alikes together and told them that they have some good news and some bad news.
The good news was that Sadam survived the bombings, so they all still had jobs.
One of the look-alikes asked,
"What's the bad news?"
The bad news, they were told, was that he lost an arm and an eye.

I heard that they got all of the Sadam look-alikes together and told them that they have some good news and some bad news.

The good news was that Sadam survived the bombings, so they all still had jobs.

One of the look-alikes asked,
"What''s the bad news?"

The bad news, they were told, was that he lost an arm and an eye.

Q: Why cant Sadam have sex with his wife?
A: Everytime he opened her legs he saw bush!

I just bought 500 sadam t-shirts, they're a bit tight around the neck nut, but they hang well!

Sadam Hussan ask for 2 strippers.
One stripper came and Sadam said "Strip" to the 1st one and she did. Sadam looked and said "bush" and the 2nd one came and striped and he said "no bush"