Sadam Jokes / Recent Jokes

I heard that they got all of the Sadam look-alikes together and told them that they have some good news and some bad news.

The good news was that Sadam survived the bombings, so they all still had jobs.

One of the look-alikes asked,
"What''s the bad news?"

The bad news, they were told, was that he lost an arm and an eye.

Q: How are Fred Flintstone and Sadam Hussein alike?
A: Whenever they look out the window all they see is rubble.

once upone Saddam went to the zoo then he saw the monky then he said"oh coool my wife"
then the monky said "weshbalak ya rejal"
then sadAN ASKING"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"
THE MONKY SAID"I MEAN YOU COME FISH GO"
THEN SADAM SAID"3AYAL eNTA SHAROON"
NO REASONS
HA HAHA HAH AHA HAHA HAHA