Sadam Jokes / Recent Jokes

I heard that they got all of the Sadam look-alikes together and told them that they have some good news and some bad news.
The good news was that Sadam survived the bombings, so they all still had jobs.
One of the look-alikes asked,
"What's the bad news?"
The bad news, they were told, was that he lost an arm and an eye.

I just bought 500 sadam t-shirts, they're a bit tight around the neck nut, but they hang well!

Q: Why cant Sadam have sex with his wife?
A: Everytime he opened her legs he saw bush!

Sadam Hussan ask for 2 strippers.
One stripper came and Sadam said "Strip" to the 1st one and she did. Sadam looked and said "bush" and the 2nd one came and striped and he said "no bush"

bin laden, sadam hussane were sitting in a cave thinking of ways to bomb the U.S.A. and bin laden had his camel with him.
A man walks in lifts up the camels tail then walks out, then another man walks in lifts up the camels tail then walks out.
Sadam is looking a bit puzzled so he gose and asks a gard outside "
why are people coming in the cave, looking at the camels ass, then walking out?"
the gard replys "
oh, theres a man out there telling them that theres a camel in there with two arseholes."