Gas Price Jokes / Recent Jokes

Are you familiar with the company BP? It’s one of the world’s largest gas companies, and its CEO is stepping down due to allegations that he was involved in a relationship with another man. And the news isn’t completely unexpected, because for awhile I thought it odd that the types of fuel they have at BP are Regular, Super, and Absolutely Fabulous.

Thanks to the BP oil spill in the Gulf, fish oil capsule supplements will now come in 3 sizes. 500mg, 1000 mg, and 10-W-30.

Ex-president Bush blamed BP for the disaster off the coast of Louisiana. Later he recanted saying "He thought BP stood for Black President." 

British Petroleum has submitted a recipe to the Food Network.Mix Louisiana marsh with thick crude oil.Then add graham crackers,to produce......................s'mor-gas-bored,with waffles.

U.S. retail gas prices dropped nearly 22 cents a gallon in the past two weeks, the second decline in a row since a mid-August peak, according to a survey released Sunday.
Some industry experts predict gas prices will drop in direct proportion to how well Congress fares in upcoming election polls.
Translation: We'll have 3 cent-a-gallon gas on November 1.