Generals Jokes / Recent Jokes

America and Israel struck a deal to bolster each others Armies.The Israelis said they would like to exchange three generals for three
generals. The Americans agreed, stating they wanted an IDF General to teach tactics, an armor General to teach desert warfare, and a Mossad General to teach espionage. The Israelis replied and said they wanted
General Electric, General Motors, and General Dynamics.

(I've heard this story several times, but I'm damned if I can
remember who these Generals were. Nevertheless, here goes:)
Two Generals of the Napoleanic era were watching a battle from a
nearby bluff. Suddenly, a stray bullet struck one of them in the
shoulder. Without an instants' pause, he turned to his aide - "Fetch
me my red jacket," he commanded. As the aide rushed to comply, he
turned to the other General, and explained that he didn't want the
men to be demoralized by knowing he was wounded.
The other General was clearly impressed. At that moment, a
cannonball shrieked between them, the wind from its' passing rocking
them both back on their heels. After a moment, the second General
turned to his aide, and ordered, "Fetch me my brown trousers... "
= Martin A. Lodahl Pac Bell Minicomputer Operations Support Staff =

it was the time when amrica had been found. The generals all were brave apart from one. His name was SIR. Dimgly. All the other generals had red uniform on apart from SIR.Dimgly...he had a brown uniform on...the others why he had is on. He told them that during the war if he pooed himslef no one wold notice.