George Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing
white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The
man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses."The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked
again, "Aren't you Moses".The man continued to peruse the ceiling.George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you
Moses".The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last
time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the
wilderness".

Today, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called President Bush "a devil" on the floor of the U.N. General Assembly. Though Bush was not present at the time, he heard about the insult and had this to say:
"Yeah, well he calls me, ya know, a devil, but at least I'm from the good ol' U.S. of Earth and not from that Venus like some people."

Today was president George W. Bush's last press conference.
While Black people around the world rejoiced, Idiots mourned the day knowing they could no longer point to the TV and tell their children they could be anything they wanted to be

"I was dismayed and shocked to learn about Congressman Foley's unacceptable behavior," the President said at a California elementary school named after himself.
"I was disgusted by the revelations and disappointed that he would violate the trust of the citizens. Who does this guy think he is-me?"

The newest aircraft carrier in the US fleet is officially named after former President George H.W. Bush. Northrop toyed with the idea of naming it after George W. Bush, but feared it might sink halfway through its second tour.
Critics respond: "at least it would have gotten a second tour."

President Bush says he's leaving office with his head held high. 87 percent of the American public still wants it on a platter.

In a speech to cheering Australian schoolchildren, Nobel Peace laureate Betty Williams said she'd "love to kill George Bush." Bush said, "Sounds like somebody needs one of my special backrubs."