George Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes

President Bush’s daughter Jenna became engaged to her boyfriend Henry Hager. The couple says they have not decided on when they’ll start a family, but Baby Hager may not be far off if their stance on pulling out is anything like her father’s.

Administration officials are facing criticism about President Bush not taking the Israel/Lebanon situation seriously enough, and the President isn't helping the cause, as he is referring to media coverage of the situation as "Jews Gone Wild."

A large number of endangered gorillas have been found in the Congo. President Bush will have them shipped to the Oval Office where he hopes to offset the economy as the only 500-pound gorilla in the room.

George Bush was asked why he never took an interest in climate control. Bush responded that he has never had a problem with premature ejaculation.

President Bush told CNBC's Maria Bartiromo yesterday that he's "astounded" by some of the astronomical pay packages collected by corporate CEOs.
"I'm also quite stunned by the huge amounts of taxes that, thanks to me, they don't pay."

On the 1 year anniversary of hurricane Katrina, President Bush returns from New Orleans........

...after widespread corruption and voter fraud were found in Afghanistan's recent presidential election, the United States has sent over a delegation from the Florida Board of Elections to do another recount and certify a winner. The challenger Abdullah Abdullah has quit the race in protest. The recount was completed, and George Bush has been declared the winner.