George Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes

Rumors about President Bush's daughters drinking and partying problems were stirred up again today, when during a Press Conference George mistankingly refered to his daughters as "Jenna" and "Tonic".

George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write "The President" on the blackboard.
Then Bush asked the child what he thought the President should accomplish and the child replied, "Protect the environment and clean up the air." Dubya countered, "Why should the clouds be white and the water be blue when they could be all kinds of cool colors? Is that so terrible. Can't we agree on it? Can you spell "Is" and "We"? The boy spells out "Is" then "We" on the blackboard. "My friends at the oil companies can make chemicals to make trees tall. If fact, they already did. Can you write, "tall" and "did"? The boy writes the words on the blackboard. "Now young man, what have you learned from your talk with the President?" The boys stands up and reads what he has written on the blackboard aloud: "The President is we tall did."

Tonight's speech is brought to you by the Letter Q and the Number 7!

President Bush finally realizes that Dick Chaney does not want to be the next Monica Lewinsky.

On Friday when asked about Israel’s attack in Lebanon, President Bush candidly replied "that he is in no position to decide if one country should attack another and if so with how much force"
– a statement sure to shock the US troops in Iraq.

"I'm just glad I wasn't drunk at the time," said our nation's leader.

President Bush denied Hugo Chavez's charge that he was the Devil, saying, "That's impossible. I'm not even Jewish."