George Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes

At her Madison Square Garden concert, Barbra Streisand was heckled by an audience member during her tirade against President Bush, at which point she yelled, "Shut the f**k up!"
Streisand then announced her new movie, "Mentl."

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez took his verbal battle with the United States to the floor of the U.N. General Assembly on Wednesday, calling President Bush "the Devil."
When asked about the comment VP Dick Cheney said, "Mr. Chavez, you have it wrong.... I know the Devil. I've worked with the Devil. The Devil is a friend of mine. George Bush is no Devil."

Sticking to tradition, President Bush saved two turkeys from the chopping block the day before Thanksgiving. The birds were reportedly happy to avoid death, but then they were relentlessly taunted by Lyndie England.

People outside of America can't understand why Americans re-elected George Bush.
I always say - the country had a nervous breakdown after 9/11, and we would have followed a retarded chimpanzee as our leader. And that's exactly what happened.

keep telling Laura he's "going out to eat me some Rice" before she gets it?
Also, if George Washington was Father of the Country, does that make Martha Washington our MILF?

The new documentary "Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing" has been picked up for worldwide distribution by the Weinstein Co. The film revolves around the aftermath of singer Natalie Maines' inflammatory statement at a 2003 London concert.

When President Bush was asked for his response to Maines' statement that "we're ashamed the President of the United States is from Texas," he responded by saying "What a coincidence - I'm from Texas too!"

President Bush says he talks to his Dad about, "things between a father and a son."
He elaborated, "You know, like, how if he'd hugged me as a child, I wouldn't have invaded Iraq."