George Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes

Senator Hillary Clinton Says that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld should resign from his post.
In other news, George Bush was called an ineffective leader and Condileeza Rice was said to be of African-American descent. Stay tuned for more 'Yeah bitch, we knew that already' news updates.

Actors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright and five others involved in filming Oliver Stone's George Bush biopic movie "W" were arrested during a bar fight Saturday morning, police said.

Apparently the fight broke out when no one could cover Jenna Bush's bar tab.

A 176-year-old tortoise named Harriet, one of the world's oldest living creatures, has died in a zoo in Australia. George W. Bush's scottish-terrier Barney is, at this moment, on his way to Queensland for the funeral.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez took his verbal battle with the United States to the floor of the U.N. General Assembly on Wednesday, calling President Bush "the devil."

---probably a simple translation issue. I'm sure he just meant to say "anti-christ."

"You guys aren't going to trick me again," George Bush said at today's earlier press conference, "The Civil War happened like a hundred and fourty years ago and I just invaded Iraq. It's just unpossible!"

Then he broke into a square dance. Sources aren't sure why.

I'm still waiting for the day George W. Bush walks up to the podium and finally says, "You know, these guys really run everything. I'm just here for the Bud Light."

...george bush has finally decided what he is going to do once he leaves office...he wants to become a biographer...and his first biography will be about his favorite politician, President Rushmore.