Gigolo Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a gigolo?
A. A gigolo can only screw one person at a time.

Q. What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start!
Q. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A. His lips are moving.
Q. What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy.
Q. What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A. A Lobotomy.
Q. How do you save five drowning lawyers?
A. Who cares?
Q. What do you call a block of cement containing ten lawyers?
A. A waste of cement.
Q. How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A1. Shoot him before he hits the water.
A2. Take your foot off his head.
Q. How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A. Cut the rope.
Q. What do you do if you run over a Lawyer?
A1. Back over him to make sure.
A2. Make more...

Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat.Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.Q. Where can you find a good lawyer? A. In the cemetery.Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.Q: Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.Q: What does a lawyer use for birth-control? A: His personality.Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.