Gladys Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, Ive had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she is. "Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember you told me that she was a vile creature who would make my life miserable and you begged me not to marry her. "You were perfectly right. "You want to speak with her? All right." He looks up from the telephone and calls to his wife in the next room: "Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you!"
Joke courtesy Nova 93. 7 in Perth.
There was once an old lady in a nursing home having particular trouble turning her electric wheelchair in a corridor. She was frantically attempting to perform 3-point turns and several other manouvers just to get turned around.
Luckily a helpful carer popped along just at the right moment and said,' Gladys dear, I see what your problem is, you need a bigger knob.' (the knob that turns the chair).
However Gladys being the mischivous soul she is replied' Story of my life darling, story of my life....'
Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car.' Oh, Gladys,' said her friend,' you've lost your engine!'' Never mind dear,' said auntie.' I've got a spare one in the trunk.'
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she is. "Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember you told me that she was a vile creature who would make my life miserable and you begged me not to marry her. "You were perfectly right. "You want to speak with her? All right." He looks up from the telephone and calls to his wife in the next room: "Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you!"
"Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she is. Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember you told me that she was a vile creature who would make my life miserable and you begged me not to marry her. You were perfectly right. You want to speak with her? All right."
He looks up from the telephone and calls to his wife in the next room, "Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you!"