Glenn Jokes / Recent Jokes

Carol was having trouble with her computer. So she called Glenn, the computer guy, over to her desk. Glenn clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Carol called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error."
A puzzled expression ran riot over Carol's face. "An ID Ten T Error? What's that... in case I need to fix it again??"
He gave her a grin... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T Error before?" "No," replied Carol. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
(She wrote...) I D 1 0 T

What do Glenn Hoddle and da Titanic have in common?
Neither should have left Southampton.

Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:
10. The horror of seeing the effects of G-Forces on wrinkles.
9. Kept using the Hubble to find his glasses.
8. Everytime he sneezed, his teeth flew out.
7. Forgot where he was each morning, kept grabbing for Scott while calling
him "Annie".
6. Constantly complaining about being "Stiff all over" while eyeing
Chiaki.
5. Couldn't get him to stop doing the "Viagra" experiment.
4. When warned, "There's a Meteor Shower ahead", he thought they said,
"Shower cause he'd peed the bed".
3. Couldn't seem to ever attach his urinal bag properly.
2. There's a real good reason why we call old men "Old Farts".
1. The Prunetang worked, but the Depends didn't.

Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10. The horror of seeing the effects of G-Forces on wrinkles.9. Kept using the Hubble to find his glasses.8. Everytime he sneezed, his teeth flew out.7. Forgot where he was each morning, kept grabbing for Scott while callinghim "Annie".6. Constantly complaining about being "Stiff all over" while eyeingChiaki.5. Couldn't get him to stop doing the "Viagra" experiment.4. When warned, "There's a Meteor Shower ahead", he thought they said,"Shower cause he'd peed the bed".3. Couldn't seem to ever attach his urinal bag properly.2. There's a real good reason why we call old men "Old Farts".1. The Prunetang worked, but the Depends didn't.

Then: Long Hair
Now: Longing for hair

Then: The perfect high.
Now: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

Then: Keg.
Now: EKG.

Then: Acid Rock.
Now: Acid Reflux.

Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
Now: Moving to California because it's warm.

Then: Growing pot.
Now: Growing pot belly.

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
Now: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Then: Seeds and stems.
Now: Roughage.

Then: Popping pills, smoking joints.
Now: Popping joints, aching joints.

Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
Now: Our president's struggle with Fidel.

Then: Paar.
Now: AARP.

Then: Killer weed.
Now: Weed more...