Gorilla Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!
Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesnt fall far from the tree!
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain' Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'