Grandpa Jokes / Recent Jokes

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.
He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather smiles. "I'll bet you five dollars you can't.
It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.
The grandfather, impressed with his grandson's ingenuity, hands him five dollars... then grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars?"
The grandfather replies, "Yes, I know. But that's from your grandma!"

A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on the river bank and have brought with them all the provisions they need for a fine day's fishing. After a while, grandpa lights a cigarette. The boy gazes on. He knows his parents won't allow him to smoke, but he gets on well with his grandpa, so he asks' Can I have one of those cigarettes?'Grandpa, knowing he shouldn't encourage the boy in a bad habit, but not wanting give a curt' no' asks' Does your dick reach your ass?'. The boy replies' No, it doesn't'.' Then,' said grandpa,' you aren't old enough to smoke.'Half an hour later grandpa opens a six pack. The boy has always wanted to taste beer so he asks grandpa for a swig.' Does your dick reach your ass?' asks the old man.' No, replies the boy.'' Then you're not big enough to touch beer,' comes the reply. By and by the boy feels hungry and opens his lunch box. He finds a pack of cookies there and takes one out to eat it. Grandpa sees this and fancies a cookie more...

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."The grandfather smiles. "I'll bet you five dollars you can't.It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.The grandfather, impressed with his grandson's ingenuity, hands him five dollars... then grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars?"The grandfather replies, "Yes, I know. But that's from your grandma!"

Bujji's parents are in states and Bujji is with hsi grand parents. One day Bujji asked his grand father, Grandpa, let us go to Ramoji film city to day. It is expensive. Next month your dad will come. You ask him Then let me have an ice ream. You will catch cold Let us go to a movie Not now Grandpa you are a waste candidate. Grand mother murmured in the kitchen, very good my boy, I have taken 33 years to realsie the fact you have realised at the age of 5.

One day a grandfather and his grandson were fishing at thier farm pond when the grandfather pulls out some chewing tabacco and starts to chew it. The grandson says "hey grandpa can I have some of that?" The grandpa says," does your dick touch your ass?" He replies. "no." Grandpa says," then you cant have any. Next the grandfather pulls out some whiskey.The grandson says "hey grandpa can I have some of that?" The grandpa says," does your dick touch your ass?" He replies. "no." Grandpa says," then you cant have any.Next he pulls out a cigar. The grandson says "hey grandpa can I have some of that?" The grandpa says," does your dick touch your ass?" He replies. "no." Grandpa says," then you cant have any." Then the grandson pulls out some cookies and the grandpa asks," hey grandson gimme some of those." THe grandson replies," does your dick touch ur ass?" The more...

A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on the river bank and have brought with them all the provisions they need for a fine day's fishing.

After a while, grandpa lights a cigarette. The boy gazes on. He knows his parents won't allow him to smoke, but he gets on well with his grandpa, so he asks' Can I have one of those cigarettes?'

Grandpa, knowing he shouldn't encourage the boy in a bad habit, but not wanting give a curt' no' asks' Does your dick reach your ass?'. The boy replies' No, it doesn't'.' Then,' said grandpa,' you aren't old enough to smoke.'

Half an hour later grandpa opens a six pack. The boy has always wanted to taste beer so he asks grandpa for a swig.' Does your dick reach your ass?' asks the old man.' No, replies the boy.'' Then you're not big enough to touch beer,' comes the reply.

By and by the boy feels hungry and opens his lunch box. He finds a pack of cookies there and takes one out to more...

On an airliner, an old grandpa was accompanied by his grandchildren...
The latter were making a lot of noise, disturbing some of the other passengers...
Finally, the grandpa said (absent-mindedly): "Now children, stop foolin' around here... Go outside and play!"