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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them! ”
Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!! ”
“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28! ”, says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. “I don’t mean to boast, ” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them! ”
The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow! ” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog. ”
A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me I'm tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to himself "Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances cabaret bookings" So he goes in search of the owner. He found the owner and said "I'd like to buy your dog, is he for sale??" The owner says "No mate you don't want that old moth eaten thing!" "But I do!" Insisted the man "I'lll give you 1000 pounds for him. "Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!" Handing over the money the man said "Why do you think that?" The man replied "Because that dogs a bloody liar it's never won a race in it's life!"
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out
Q: What's the difference between a child molester and a Greyhound Dog?
A: The Greyhound Dog waits until the hairs out of the box.