Groove Jokes / Recent Jokes

While on the obstacle course in bootcamp, we had to lay on a rope and pull ourselves along.
When I got to the other end and got my feet on the ground I asked my M/CPL if I could do that again.
When he asked me why, I retorted with, "Well I have a groove down my left nut, I would like to put a groove down my right nut so they would match up again."

A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill. The waiter comes up to him and asks him if he wants anything. So the Hippy says' Yeah a cheeseburger. Not too well done, not to rare, but right in the groove.' So the waiter brings his burger and asks if he wants anything to drink. He says' A cup of tea. Not too hot, not too cold, but right in the Groove.' The waiter's kinda getting pissed now, but he brings the tea and kinda slams it on the table. Little while later the waiter comes back and asks the Hippy if he wants any dessert. He says' Yeah some ice cream. Not too chocolate, not too vanilla, but right in the Groove.' So the waiter says' Why don't you kiss my ass. Not the right cheek, not the left cheek, but right in the Groove!'

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* Checking hair between tunes $15
* Experimenting with odd meters $25
* Missing root at end of blistering fill $25
* Playing with a pick $50
* Tuning during ballad $30
* Playing Jaco groove on samba $75
* Playing Jaco samba groove on ballad $150
* Attempting last word on final chord $50
* Achieving last word on final chord $100
* Long gliss down to final note $200

This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, "I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too cold, but in the groove."
So the barkeep walks into the back room, and tells this to the manager, who is in a bad mood. The manager says, "Well, give him whatever he wants, then get him out of here."
The barkeep heads back into the main room, posing as a waiter. "Anything else," he questions. The hippie replies, "Yeah, I want a milkshake, not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove."
Again, the barkeep relays this to his manager, who is getting more frusterated as the night goes on. He yells, "Fine, I already told you, give him what he wants and get him out of here!"
So the barkeep returns to the hippie. "That was a hot dog and a milkshake, right?" "Yeah," the hippie says, "but scratch the hot dog. I want a hamburger, not to rare, not too more...

This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, “I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too cold, but in the groove. ”
So the barkeep walks into the back room, and tells this to the manager, who is in a bad mood. The manager says, “Well, give him whatever he wants, then get him out of here. ”
The barkeep heads back into the main room, posing as a waiter. “Anything else, ” he questions. The hippie replies, “Yeah, I want a milkshake, not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove. ”
Again, the barkeep relays this to his manager, who is getting more frusterated as the night goes on. He yells, “Fine, I already told you, give him what he wants and get him out of here! ”
So the barkeep returns to the hippie. “That was a hot dog and a milkshake, right? ” “Yeah, ” the hippie says, “but scratch the hot dog. I want a hamburger, not to rare, not too well-done, but in the groove. more...