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Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Bob has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says,' Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' Jon comes home that day seeing Bob rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Bob says "to grow chest hair" Jon says if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ass!"

Two brothers inherit their uncle`s land after his death. They are excited and try to think of what to grow.
After a long argument they finally decide that they are going to grow sugarcanes.
Yonger Brother: Brother. If we grow sugarcanes, the village people will steal them.
Older Brother: Thats true.
..... 2. Hours. Later.....
The two brothers set fire to the village.
The village people run and scream.
Younger Brother: Hon chupo gana!

The easiest way to grow up is to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you.

Children who never come when called will grow up to be doctors. Children who come before they are called will grow up to be lawyers.

There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basementof his home and one night he came up and said "Dad lookwhat I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot ofsoil and instantly grass started to grow.Of course his dad was really impressed with this and askedhis son if he can make something to make his penis grow.His son thought for a minute and said that if he did thendad would have to buy him a convertable.Dad agreed. The next night the son came out of the basement and gave hisdad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and toldhim that he had something to show him. They went to the frontyard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari.The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertable."The dad replied "the convertable is in the garage. The Ferrari isfrom your mother."

Ghost Stories by I.C. Spooks
Rocket to the sun by R.U.Nuts
Your Book of Glamour by Q.T Pie
The Camel Ride by Major Bum - issore
How to Grow Shorter by Neil Down
How to Grow Taller by Stan Dup

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.