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There are a Couple of things you should know
When I'm born, I'm black
When I grow up, I'm black
When I go in the sun, I'm black
When I'm cold, I'm black
When I'm sick, I'm black
And when I die, I'm still black.
You white fella
When you're born, you're pink
When you grow up, you're white
When you go in the sun, you're red
When you're cold, you're blue
When you're scared, you're yellow
When you're sick, you're green
And when you die, you're gray.
And you have the nerve to call me colored???
Some grow with responsibility, others just swell.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rosa!
Rosa who?
Rosa carrots grow in our garden! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rosa!
Rosa who?
Rosa corn grow in a field!
My four year old and I were discussing holidays, and I asked him, "What is the day which comes after Halloween when you have turkey?"
My husband quickly answered, "Election day."
The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President.
The Bush reality now is that the boy doesn't have to grow up?!
When he got home from church one Sunday morning, the little boy announced to his mother, "Mommy, when I grow up I'm going to be a minister."
"That sounds wonderful to us son," replied the mom, "what made you decide to be a minister?"
The little boy said, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway and I think it would be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen."
You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
Someone has described heaven as a family reunion that never ends. What could hell possibly be like? Home videos of the same reunion?
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.
You know your old when you realize that caution is the only thing you want to more...