Guantanamo Bay Jokes / Recent Jokes

On Saturday, 14 Saudi Arabians were released from the Guantanamo Bay detention center. "We can't wait to go home," said one. "Although as our wives are not allowed to drive, we have no idea who will pick us up at the airport."

President Obama held his first White House state dinner,honoring India.The party was apparently crashed by former Guantanamo Bay detainees Harold & Kumar.

Judge ordered Guantanamo detainee freed. Abd al Rahim Abdul Rassak quoted as saying, "I'm going to Disney World... and then I'm going to blow it up."

Seventy five detainees at Guantanamo Bay are on a hunger strike. They have sworn to starve themselves to death unless they are allowed to blow themselves up.

In a 5-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that President Bush overstepped his authority in ordering war crimes trials for Gitmo detainees. Voting with the minority was Justice Clarence Thomas, whose strongly worded dissent ended with, "Dat President sho' do has a hawd job!"