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Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A. She sold her car for it...

Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises? He had a pair of underpants that fitted him like a glove.....

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldnt find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? Hes not a star though, he just does bit parts!

I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others? I don’t want you to turn the other cheek. It’s just as ugly. I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you. I hear the only place you’re ever invited is outside. I hear what you’re saying but I just don’t care. I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank! I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub. I hear you are connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs.