Helen Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why didnt Helen Keller scream when she fell off the moutain?
She was wearing mittens!
Q. How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?
A. By rearranging the living-room furniture.
The budget
Helen and Issy were having a hard time financially and needed to keep their spending to a minimum. To keep her household account as low as she could, Helen decided not to have her dress dry-cleaned. Instead, she washed it by hand. When Issy returned from work, Helen proudly told him of her idea to save money.
She said, "Just think, Issy, we are £3 richer because I washed this dress by hand."
"Great," Issy quickly replied. "Wash it again!"
Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in her backyard?
Neither did she
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