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Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
A: Her dog is blind also.
Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard?
A: Neither did she.
Q: Why could Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?
A: She needed the other hand to moan.
Q: What happened when Helen Keller fell down the well?
A: She screamed her hands off!
You've seen the Helen Keller doll?
Wind it up, and it walks into a wall.
Ever wonder how Helen Keller could tell the difference between the men's room and the ladies room?
She feels her way around.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
A: Answering the iron.
Q: How did she burn her other ear?
A: They called back.
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
A: You'd run away too if your name was Yeeaawwoaw.
(make strange noise)
Why did Helen wear skin-tight pants?
So her friends could read her lips.
How did Helen Keller break her hand?
Trying to read the stop sign at 50 more...

Q: Why does Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?
A: Because she needs to other one to moan.

Why did Helen Keller go insane?
She tried to read a stucco wall.

Why did Helen Keller go insane? She tried to read a stucco wall.

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Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg? A: Her dog is blind also. Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard? A: Neither did she. Q: Why could Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? A: She needed the other hand to moan. Q: What happened when Helen Keller fell down the well? A: She screamed her hands off! You've seen the Helen Keller doll? Wind it up, and it walks into a wall. Ever wonder how Helen Keller could tell the difference between the men's room and the ladies room? She feels her way around. Q: How did Helen Keller burn her ear? A: Answering the iron. Q: How did she burn her other ear? A: They called back. Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? A: You'd run away too if your name was Yeeaawwoaw.(make strange noise)Why did Helen wear skin-tight pants? So her friends could read her lips. How did Helen Keller break her hand? Trying to read the stop sign at 50 mph. HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE? ANSWER: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES! How did Helen more...