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A boy walked into his class at school late. The teacher said where were you? the boy replied I was on top of blueberry hill. A few minutes another boy walks in late. again the teacher says where were you? the boy replied I was on top of blueberry hill. then a girl walks in. The teacher says who are you? the girl replies im Blueberry hill.

One day a boy went out. Since it was late his mother asked
him,"Where were you?" The boy answered,"On top of Strawberry Hill."
His mother then said okay and sent him to bed. The next day the boy
came home even later. His mother asked him,"Where were you?" The boy
answered,"On top of Strawberry Hill." Later that week a girl comes
by and asks the boy's mother can the boy play. The boy's mother
answers her by saying no, but can I ask who you are? The girl says,
"Sure, my name is Strawberry Hill."

We're over the hill but don't feel sad
This side of the hill ain't all that bad.
So give us "five" and then a smile
To us who have been here for awhile.
With by-pass pain and mended hip
And plumbing fixtures prone to drip;
We all may seem a sorry lot,
But we rejoice for what we've got.
We have each day and what it brings
And on our pensions live like kings.
For the press that accuses what we take
To coin a phrase, "Let them eat cake."
We've paid our share for unused knowledge
As the kids are now all done with college.
We complain to them about our health
As they worry about our dwindling wealth.
And though our wardrobes may be plain
We'll suffer no more labor or pain.
Now it's with cane we do our strut
And if we can't drive - we still can putt.
We're mean and tough, meet all demands,
Why, M&M's melt in our hands.
Yes, we're still here, and it does delight more...

A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? Jail Break.

theres two guys and a gurl at school one guy walks into the class room and the teacher says "
were where you?"
the boy says "
on top of blue berry hill."
the other guy walks in and the teacher says "
were where you?"
he says "
on top of blue berry hill."
then the gurl walks in. The teacher asks "
who are you?"
she says "
i'm blue berry hill>"

One a boy walks into his classroom late with his pants pulled down. The teacher says"why are you late?" He replies "i was on top of bluberry hill."ok sit down" she replies.
The next day another boy comes in late with his pants pulled down he says sorry i was on top of bluberry hill"
The next day a girl comes in late with her skirt pulled down "let me guess you were ontop of bluberry hill" no i am bluberry hill!"

A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the hearse hit a bump.
The coffin was bumped loose, fell out onto the road and began sliding back toward town. (It was a steep hill) It slid faster and faster. Finally, it reached the town and was skidding its way down Main St.
Suddenly, at one intersection, the coffin hit a curb, flew onto the sidewalk, smashed through the front glass window of the pharmacy, and slammed up against the prescription counter.
The lid popped off, the corpse sat up and said.. "You got anything to stop this coffin?"