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Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutesand finally Hillary asks why he is looking so sad.He says, "I just was wondering what I could do for the poor countries.""Well " says Chelsea, "you could throw $100,000 out the window of thehelicopter. I'm sure that the poor will get some of it."He agrees that it's a good idea and he does.About 5 minutes later he starts thinking again.Hillary asks "Why do you still look so sad? You just threw $100,000 outthe window of the helicopter. That helped a lot of poor people."He says "I still feel like I didn't do enough."She says "Well, Bill, why don't you throw another $100,000 out thewindow? That should make a lot of people happy."Again he says it's a good idea and he does.A few moments later and again he looks unhappy and he says "I stilldon't think I've done enough."This time the more...

Hillary feels pretty badly - she may be the First Lady, but she won't
be the last.

Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!

Hillary has just released her new book.
It takes a city to satisfy my husband.

Bill and Hillary are at the World series Game 1. The umpire stands up to start the game and makes a signal to Bill Clinton. Bill grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her off the bleachers.

"No!! No!! Mr. President!! I said throw the first pitch!!" yells the umpire.

By accident Hillary Clinton and Bob Dole met.
"If I were your wive", Hilary said, "I'd put poison in your coffee".
"And if I were your husband", replied Bob, "I'd gladly drink it."

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."

Janet responded. "Just because I am aesthetically challenged [that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."

Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"

Janet said, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart I can."

Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed to bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tensed more...