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ok this hippy gets on a bus next to a nun. he ask her "do u want to have sex with me?" she gives him the worst look and gets off at the next stop. the bus driver says, if you want to have sex with that nun, you can go to the cemetary at 7 and be dressed in robes and white powder. he says maybe and later on he goes to the cemetery and sees her. he says "i am god i will do anything you want just have sex with me." she does it. right after he takes off his mask and says "ha i am the hippy from the bus" then the lady takes off her mask and says "ha im the bus driver."

There was a hippy on a bus. He saw a hott nun so he started to hit on her, after about 5 minutes he asked her if she wanted to have sex. She slapped him and ran off the bus. The bus driver feels bad for the hippy and tells him if he wants to have sex he needs to dress up like god. So the next day he goes to the church and starts to have his way with her about halfway into it he takes off his clothes and says ha ha bitch im the hippy from the bus, she takes off her clothes and says ha ha im the bus driver.