Hockey Jokes / Recent Jokes

Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened. Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while." Josh, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey." Andy, "No I don't. I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup Play-Offs. I put my foot through the television."

The Vancouver Canucks have signed Roberto Luongo to a 12-year contract. Assuming the NHL is still around in 12 years.