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The Top 10 Floor Plans for the Planet Hollywood Movie Hotel
"Scream" suite which becomes vacant quickly.
Hotel pool never gets used due to menacing music and one lone fin circling at all times.
Marv Albert has reservations for "The Crying Game" floor.
More suicide jump precautions on the Pauly Shore floor than anywhere else.
No one takes a shower on the "Psycho" floor
Pee-Wee Herman as a tour guide... YIKES
No buttons on the elevator to the Star Wars floor... just use the Force.
Room service involves Shannon Tweed and George Clooney.
Wake up call on Stallone floor is "Yo, Adrian!"
"Showgirls" floor booked until 2010.. by Congress.
"Land of the Lost" continues to get horrible reviews. So being full of old dinosaurs isn't the only thing it has in common with the Republican Party.
As the young Hollywood bachelor sat having coffee with a friend's stunning wife, she announced: "I think I'd better warn you- my husband will be home in an hour."
"But I haven't done anything wrong," responded the bachelor, somewhat surprised.
"I know that," she replied. "But I thought you'd want to know how much time you have-in case you decide to."
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are leaving Hollywood and moving to New Orleans. According to their publicists, Pitt and Jolie believe their family will feel right at home because New Orleans is the perfect third-world state.
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!
A show business museum in Hollywood is presenting an exhibit on the career of the late and great actor John Wayne. One of the featured items is a pair of brownish colored gravestones bearing his name, date of birth, and the titles of his most memorable movies. The museum has decided to call the exhibit,. ..' The Amber Graves of Wayne.' (By Steve Page)
The following Transcript was performed in June of 2006 at the Broadway Comedy Club in New York City.I hope I don't seem too off tonight - I caught Paris Hilton's new single the other day; now my ears itch, and it burns when I hear.
Y'like what I did there, right? Yeah...it's funny cuz she's a whore.
I saw in the paper yesterday that Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan got into it at some Hollywood party recently, and the papers were calling it a "catfight," which to me is typical tabloid exaggeration.
We all know the rule of thumb: it ain't a catfight, unless we see some titty. It's gotta be confirmed by at least two witnesses...
So I say let'em go at it til shit gets to rippin'. It's not like there's high expectations floating around for these two. It's not like there's a lot of people who think'Paris Hilton' and'Lindsay Lohan' and immediately think, 'class.'
I've known chicks from Jersey with more self-esteem. Seriously, as I speak there is a fifty year old more...