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One day, an actress from Hollywood was driving her Eldorado Cadillac through the backroads of Georgia when she spotted two young guys out in a field plowing. Being very horney, she immediately pulled her car over onto a dirt road and motioned for the two guys to come to her.
Once they arrived at her car, she asked them, "How are you boys doing today?"
"Fine, ma'am," they replied, "Just fine, thanks. Can we help you with something?"
She then informed them that she was indeed feeling very amourous and asked if they thought they could help her out.
"Oh yes, ma'am!" they both exclaimed, looking excited at this proposition.
"Good," she then said. "One of you go ahead and get in the backseat of my car and we'll get started."
So, the first guy got into the backseat of her Cadillac and proceeded to begin when all of a sudden she stopped and said, "Here, put this on."
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This past weekend, the movie "300" grossed lots of money and has gone on to be the first movie in history where everyone in the entire film has abs. Even the monster had abs. Several historians have gone on record saying that not all Spartans had abs back in the day. In fact, there once was a fat Spartan named Spiros, who refused to ever do a sit-up, and had to have a special "Gut-plate" made of bronze to protect his stomach in battle. He killed many Greeks, and a few Trojans, but, alas, choked on an olive pit one night at a feast, and his fat ass was sent out to sea on a burning raft like a viking funeral without the viking. Hollywood is now developing a film about Spiros, based on the graphic novel "Two Eggs Over, Whole Wheat Toast".

In it, Spiros time travels from ancient Sparta to modern day Newark, and opens Olympia Diner. All is going great until a couple of naked Greeks show up and start trouble. It eventually gets resolved after a heavy more...