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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

Little Leroy was at home doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine." At that moment, his mother came in and heard that he was cursing. "Leroy, what are you doing?! Why are you saying that?"
Little Leroy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
She said, "And is that what your teacher taught you?"
He replied, "Yes."
The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son is receiving, goes to Little Leroy's school to talk to the teacher. The mother said to his Math teacher, "I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math." The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition problems." Little Leroy's mother asked, "Are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
When the teacher stopped laughing she replied, "Not at all! What I taught them more...

Santa Heard His Son Reciting His Homework:
"Two Plus Two, The Son Of A Bitch Is Four; Four Plus Four, The Son Of A Bitch Is Eight; Eight Plus Eight, The Son Of A Bitch...`" "Shut Up! " Shouted Furoius Santa. "Watch Your Language! You`Re Not Allowed To Use The Swearwords".


"But, Dad," Replied The Boy, "That`S What The Teacher Taught Us, And She Said To Recite It Out Loud Till We Learned It."

Next Day Santa Went Right Into The Classroom To Complain.
"Oh, Heavens! " Said The Teacher. "That`S Not What I Taught Them.


They`Re Supposed To Say,

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`Two Plus Two, The Sum Of Which Is Four.` "