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Reviewing homework assignments, the teacher asks Sandy to tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated.
Sandy stands up and says, "Miss Smith, I know the answer, but I'm too embarrassed to say it."
"Paul," the teacher says, "Please tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when stimulated."
Paul stands and says, "When stimulated by light, the pupil of the eye enlarges to seven times its original size."
"Correct, Paul." Then, turning to Sandy, the teacher says, "First of all Sandy, you did not do your homework. Second, you have a very dirty mind. Third, when you marry, you're in for a very big disappointment!"

A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment. The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's wrong, but also because he doesn't want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting.
His classmate calms him down: "Nobody will be able to trace my homework to you: I'll be changing the names of all the constants and variables: a to b, x to y, and so on."
Not quite convinced, but eager to be left alone, the student hands his completed assignment to the classmate for copying.
After the deadline, the student asks: "Did you really change the names of all the variables?"
"Sure!" the classmate replies. "When you called a function f, I called it g; when you called a variable x, I renamed it to y; and when you were writing about the log of x+1, I called it the timber of x+1..."

A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment. The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's wrong, but also because he doesn't want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting.His classmate tries to calm him donw by saying, "Nobody will be able to trace my homework to you. I'll be changing the names of all the constants and variables: a to b, x to y, and so on."Not quite convinced, but eager to be left alone, the student hands his completed assignment to the classmate for copying.After the deadline, the student asks, "Did you really change the names of all the variables?""Sure!" the classmate replies. "When you called a function f, I called it g; when you called a variable x, I renamed it to y; and when you were writing about the log of x+1, I called it the timber of x+1..."