Hooker Jokes / Recent Jokes

An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say but "HOSHIMOTA!" Concerned, his partner turns to him "What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?"

Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker? A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.

...two dutch prostitutes have saved enough money from turning tricks and making porn to purchase their own McDonalds franchise....the only planned change to the menu will be the introduction of the Happy Ending Meal.

What is the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

A young hooker uses Vaseline to get it in...an old one uses PolyGrip to keep it in.

The economy is so bad......
A hooker asked to borrow $100 until she can get back on her back!

Everyday Clinton goes jogging and everyday he passes the same hooker on the same corner and he yells out five bucks, and she says, no way.
so the next day he passes her and yells five bucks and she replies, no way.
Then the next day Hillary decides she wants to go jogging with him, so naturally Bill doesn't yell anything to the hooker but as they pass by the hooker yells out, "see that's what you get for five bucks!!!"