Hooker Jokes / Recent Jokes
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up.The the hooker's gramma came and said "Why are all of you girls lined up?"The girl didn't want her gramma to know what she did for a living so the girl said "We're lined up to buy oranges"The police talked to every girl individually, and when they got to gramma the police said "How do you do it, you're so old?!?"Gramma says - "It's easy, just peel it down and suck it dry!"
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost ??!!".And the hooker replies,"25 dollars !!".And the Pollock said, "Hmm, that's not a lot of money for insulatedwindows !!".
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker, and he says, "How much?" She says, "Twenty bucks." He says, "All right." They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, heruns into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her twenty-FIVE dollars. She says, "What the extra five?" He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."
Jack and Jessica met on the beach, fell in love with each other at first glance, and after three days, were married. The wedding night was just as successful as it could be, but when Jessica awoke the following morning, she found her husband dressing.
She said, "Honey, where are you going?"
Jack said, "Darling, we married so rapidly, I had no chance to tell you that I'm a golf fiend. I play golf every day, I enter every tournament. I am afraid that you will rarely see me."
Jessica nodded and said, "Well, that's all right. After all, we married so rapidly, I had no chance to tell you, either, that I'm a hooker."
Jack said, "Oh sweetheart that's nothing - don't worry about that for a minute! It's easily corrected by holding the golf club like this..."
Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up. The the hooker's gramma came and said "Why are all of you girls lined up?" The girl didn't want her gramma to know what she did for a living so the girl said "We're lined up to buy oranges"The police talked to every girl individually, and when they got to gramma the police said "How do you do it, you're so old?!?" Gramma says - "It's easy, just peel it down and suck it dry!"
There was a young hooker named Gail
whose price was tattooed on her tail.
And on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was the same information in Braille.