Hydrant Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside???? A: K9P.

A judge has ruled that a 68-year-old Michigan woman facing possible jail time after painting over a fire hydrant near her home that had been decorated by children is in the clear. It all became moot when a dog decorated it two hours later.

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: "You can't park anywhere near this place!"

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside??? A: K9P.