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..."Eat This, Not That" has listed the 3 unhealthiest ice cream treats in America as Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup, Baskin Robbins' Oreo Outrageous Sundae, and Cold Stone's Mango-Cocaine Delight.

Baskin-Robbins has introduced political ice cream flavors, with the Obama flavor being "Whirl of Change" and the McCain flavor called "Straight Talk Crunch". Orders for third-party flavors will also be taken, and then thrown away.

Authorities said a man shoved an ice cream bar down his pants and then offered a Texaco station store owner $69 not to turn him in for shoplifting. The owner told police that the man tried to sneak the Klondike bar, along with packages of Ramen noodles and Famous Amos cookies, out of the store without paying Tuesday night.
Please get some help, Rush Limbaugh.