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    If Operating Systems were Airlines

    DOS AIR - All the passengers go out into the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets into the
    air, hop on, jump off when it hits the ground again.. Then they grab the plane again, push it
    back into the air, hop on, etcetera.
    WINDOWS 95 AIRLINES - The terminal is very neat and clean. The attendants are all very attractive and
    the pilots very capable. The fleet is immense. After your plane arrives 6 months late, you begin
    to wonder why it has not arrived yet. Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushing above the
    clouds, and at 20, 000 feet it crashes without warning.
    MAC AIRWAYS - The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the same, feel the same and act the
    same. When asked questions about the flight they reply that you don't want to know, don't need
    to know, and would you please return to seat and watch the movie.
    OS/2 SKYWAYS - The terminal is almost empty, with only a prospective passengers milling about. more...

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