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Gross pay: $1222. 02Income Tax244. 40 Outgo Tax45. 21 State Tax61. 10 Interstate Tax5. 89 County Tax6. 11 City Tax12. 22 Rual Tax4. 44 Back Tax1. 11 Front Tax1. 16 Side tax1. 61 Up Tax2. 22 Down Tax1. 11 Knickknack Tax1. 98 Hackensack Tax3. 93 Thumbtax0. 98 Carpet Tax0. 69 Snack Tax8. 32 Surtax3. 46 Ma'am Tax3. 46 Parking Fee5. 00 No Parking Fee10. 00 F. I. C. A. 81. 88 T. G. I. F9. 95 Life Ins. 5. 85 Health Ins. 16. 23 Disability Ins. 2. 50 Ability Ins. 0. 25 Liability Ins. 3. 41 Dental Ins. 4. 50 Mental Ins. 4. 33 Fundamental Ins. 0. 11 Coffee 6. 85 Coffee Cups66. 51 Calendar Rental3. 06 Floor Rental16. 85 Chair Rental4. 32 Desk Rental4. 32 Union Dues5. 85 Union Don'ts 3. 77 Cash Advances0. 69 Cash Retreats121. 35 Overtime 1. 26 Undertime54. 83 Eastern Time 9. 00 Central Time8. 00 Mountain Time7. 00 Pacific Time6. 00 Daylight Savings Time. 4. 44 Time Out12. 21 Oxygen 10. 22 Water16. 54 Electricity38. 23 Heat51. 42 Air Conditioning46. 83 Misc. 169. 24 Total Take Home Pay = $0000. more...

Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222. 02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244. 40 45. 21 61. 10 5. 89 6. 11CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12. 22 4. 44 1. 11 1. 16 1. 61UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2. 22 1. 11 1. 98 3. 93 0. 98CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE 0. 69 8. 32 3. 46 3. 46 5. 00NO PARKING FEE F. I. C. A. T. G. I. F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10. 00 81. 88 9. 95 5. 85 16. 23DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2. 50 0. 25 3. 41 4. 50 4. 33FUNDAMENTAL INS COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0. 11 6. 85 66. 51 3. 06 16. 85CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES 4. 32 4. 32 5. 85 3. 77 0. 69CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121. 35 1. 26 54. 83 9. 00 8. 00MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT 7. 00 6. 00 4. 44 12. 21OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING 10. 02 16. 54 38. 23 51. 42 more...

Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain't Prince Charming!! (and added comments)1. They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep. (At least that's what his girlfriend/wife says - depending on which YOU are!)2. They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness. (The *names deleted* of the world.. . teehee!!)3. They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not. (Yeh, don'tcha love it when they say you look great.. . just don't get over 200 lbs!!)4. They're beyond enthusiastic about sex. (OK if they are discriminate.. . about who they are having it with!!)5. They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall. (And don't be shocked if it is their wife.. . " you helped me through a hard time in our marriage and now it's better than ever" OR.. . " yes, I confess, I DID have a fling (you!!), but let's not let that interfere with more...