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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

your aim is so bad u threw for the floor and missed!

your armpits smell so bad the teacher gave u an A for not raiseing ur hand!

your brothers so stupid he sold his car for gas money

your sisters been in the same grade for so long everyone thinks shes the teacher!"

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general loser. ARIES (Mar21-Apr 20) - You are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick. TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a communist. GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are more...

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Are your parents siblings?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.