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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What`s the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
What`s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
What`s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
What`s the fastest way to a man`s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can`t stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What`s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it`s good for the dishwasher to match more...
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q. How do you Scare a Man?
A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars that they have no intention of driving.
Q. What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift to women?
A. Exchange him.
Q. What's a man's idea of a perfect date?
A. A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. How do you get a man to exercise?
A. Tie the TV remote control to his shoelaces.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know. It's never happened.
Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A. Because, even back then men wouldn't stop to ask for more...
What’s the difference between a man and a lawnmower?
Lawnmowers don’t bitch after they cut the yard.
What’s a man’s idea of a romantic evening?
A candlelit football stadium.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
How can you tell good mushrooms from bad ones?
Serve them to your mother-in-law. If she drops dead, they’re good!
Did you hear about the man who got caught masturbating while on board a commercial airliner?
He was arrested for skyjacking!
How are men like vacations?
They never seem to be long enough!
How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
What food describes most men?
Jerky.
Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
Women working at 900 more...