Iraqi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1. Engage the enemy. 2. Draw him into your territory. 3. Wait until winter sets in.
The Iraqi verions of the classic army regulations can be summarized as: If it doesn't move, hide behind it. If it does move, surrender to it.
Iraqi Air Force motto: I came I saw Iran

Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

In an effort to ease tensions, the new Iraqi government plans to release 2,500 detainees back into society. No word on when a society will be available for the detainees to enjoy.

An Iraqi goes to the bank to get his salary from a French Company. The Saudi manager of the bank asks him to sign on the back of the check."That's humiliation," shouts the Iraqi, "why should the French sign on the front and I sign on the back. I want my money NOW!"The Saudi refuse to pay him and the Iraqi keeps shouting in the bank then the American high manager comes with a 5kg hammer and knocks the Iraqi on the head.After 5 minutes the Iraqi wakes up, signs the back of the check and gets his money. The Saudi clerk goes to the Iraqi and asks, "Tell me why you didn't sign the check the first time but signed it later on?"The Iraqi said, "You missed the point, you just told it to me, but the American explained it."

The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:
1. Engage the enemy.
2. Draw him into your territory.
3. Wait until winter sets in.

The Iraqi verions of the classic army regulations can be summarized as:
If it doesn’t move, hide behind it.
If it does move, surrender to it.

Iraqi Air Force motto:
I came I saw Iran

How do you stop an iraqi tank?
Shoot the bastards pushing it.