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Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

In the "You asked for it, You got it." category...More bad news for Toyota- a reported problem with the brakes on their Prius Hybrid. The good news -the Prius doesn't go fast enough for the brakes to be a major issue.

What's the least popular detergent in Japan?
Tide.

A Japanese lunar orbiter will slam into moon this week. The Japanese had actually lost contact with the orbiter and it didn't know the mission was over.

A mysterious X-shaped pattern of space debris seen by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope was probably two asteroids that collided, scientists said Tuesday. Scientists believe the collision happened when one of the asteroids suddenly accelerated. Scientists are calling the pattern of debris the Toyota Camry.