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A man goes on a bussiness trip to Japan and has a mint home
with a jappinease servant. She only speaks Japanese though.
One night he was doin' her when she screams shakki. The
next day he goes golfing with bilingual friends and
gets a hole in one. He screams shakki. His fiend says
why did you yell wrong hole.
T. T
There was once a Japanese businessman who was engaged in a particular corporate meeting held in a particular business district in the Philippines. As he stepped out of the airport, he hailed the local cab, board it and requested his destination to be Manila Hotel. As the cab was attempting to make its way out to the main road, a ramming and screeching sound was heard. Out passed a Honda Civic CRX Turbo screaming away from the main junction. The Japanese remarked. "Mmmm, Honda! Made in Japan, verri powerful. verri faast!!" Some distance, a white executive sedan whoosh pass along side the cab a high cruising speed. "Ahhh, Toyota! Also made in Japan, verri fasto. Also verri good!, very faast" The cab-driver upon hearing the comments, look thru the rear mirror and was quite resented over the Jap's proud attitude. At that moment again, another car came ramming fast, overtaking and cutting every car ahead of it. "Mmmm, Mitsubishi! Also Japan, also verri good, very more...
Toyota Motor Corp. said it has reached a settlement in a sexual harassment lawsuit filed by a female employee
The Toyota Motor North America Inc. employee had sought $190 million in damages when she filed the suit in May against her former boss, Hideaki Otaka. The parties agreed to the settlement when it became apparent that Mr. Otaka was indeed not a "black belt at bukakke" nor was he a certified "Federal Boobie Inspector."
Toyota Motor Company has also decided to drop their countersuit seeking damages for "Ribel."
A 61-year-old Japanese woman gave birth as a surrogate mother. The baby was healthy and happy, but confused that he had to breast feed near his mom's knees.
The woman, in hermid-20s,hit a gatepost causing the car owned by her driving school to flip. What was so astounding, the car she was driving was a Fiat 500 and not a Toyota.
My dad decided to buy my mom a new car for her birthday and finally decided on a Toyota Camry. Do you suppose he's sending a message?
Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a matter of time before that powerful engine of productivity begins to sputter and fail. What could cause such a sharp turnaround? High interest rates? Increased unemployment? Lower productivity? No, it's something much more economically debilitating - and permanent. Three American lawyers have become the first foreign attorneys permitted to practice law in Japan. What's more, two of them are from New York! The decline has begun. Japan has one attorney for every 10, 000 residents, compared to the U. S. ratio of one attorney for every 390 residents. For every 100 attorneys trained in Japan, there are 1, 000 engineers. In the United States, that ratio is reversed. But a law that became effective on April 1 permits foreigners to practice in Japan for the first time since 1955. Already, an additional 20 American and six British lawyers have applied for permission to open more...