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what do you get when you cross a Zen budhist with a jehovah's witness?
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason!

Did you hear about the lawyer who was solicited to be a Jehovah's Witness?
He refused because he didn't see the accident but said he would be interested in taking the case.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?

Biblical Questions and Answers

Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh`s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. David`s Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

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The comment yesterday reminded me of my encounter with disciples of Jehovah. The encounter was very entertaining (for me) and very timely. At the time I was doing research on the evolutionary significance of religion and its functional utility. But that is neither here nor there.
Anyway, They came to my door and I immediately invited them in. "I've been waiting for someone like you!", I exclaim and immediately begin to interrogate them on the literalness of the Bible.
They, of course, said that the Bible should be interpreted literally.
They fell right into my trap. My first question was, "Well, Adam and Eve were the first humans on Earth right?"
"Right"
"Therefore, we are all sons and daughters of A & E right?"
"Right"
"Doesn't that mean that the following scenarios are the only possibilities:
Eve had sex with her sons
Adam had sex with his daughters
or their daughters and sons were having more...