Jessie Jokes

Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all their loot.
As Jesse entered the first car he yelled, "Okay, everybody, we're going to rape all the men and rob all the women!"
Upon hearing this, his brother Frank turned to him and said, "ah, Jessie, don't you mean we're going to rob all the men and rape all the women?"
With that said, a little fairy in the corner pops up and says...
"Listen, you heard Jessie...he's the boss!"

Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all their loot.As Jesse entered the first car he yelled, "Okay, everybody, we're going to rape all the men and rob all the women!"Upon hearing this, his brother Frank turned to him and said, "ah, Jessie, don't you mean we're going to rob all the men and rape all the women?"With that said, a little fairy in the corner pops up and says..."Listen, you heard Jessie...he's the boss!"

Hi people. This is a story that me and my friends wrote when
we had nothing to do at the office. It is one of those stories
where everyone writes one paragraph and compiles this weird and
wonderful, and sometimes humourous story.
I hope you like it.

Long ago there was a magnificent bell that rang everyday and filled
the city with it's glorious sound.
The piano was set up hign on a pedistal with it's haunting
music drifting down into the city.
He wore a bermuda bathing suit. The bathing suit was pink
with red polka dots on it and he used it to flirt with all the
naked chicks on the beach.
The bell came on all the chicks and they sighed with
pleasure because it was the best sex they'd ever had. The bell
said "I'm not bad for a hunk of metal." The metal
then walked home happy at his new found discovery.
It was the car of the century - the corvette. Six speed mannual
, sunroof, electric more...

Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all their loot. As Jesse entered the first car he yelled, "Okay, everybody, we're going to rape all the men and rob all the women!"Upon hearing this, his brother Frank turned to him and said, "ah, Jessie, don't you mean we're going to rob all the men and rape all the women?" With that said, a little fairy in the corner pops up and says..."Listen, you heard Jessie... he's the boss!"