Jigsaw Jokes / Recent Jokes

Calling her boyfriend on the phone the blonde explained that she had an incredible jigsaw puzzle but was having trouble starting it. She asked if he could come over and help her. "What's it a puzzle of?" the boyfriend asked. "Well, from the picture on the box, it's a tiger," she replied.
Knowing he's pretty good at jigsaw puzzles he heads over to her place. When he arrives she shows him the puzzle spread out over the table. He studies the pieces for a second, then he studies the box.
He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what I do I'm not going to be able to show you how to put these pieces together to look like the picture of that tiger. Second, I suggest you relax, have a cup of tea and then put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?" The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger." The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says: "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger." "Second, I'd advise you to relax and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy.
"What's the matter?" asks John.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks John.
"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.
"All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he goes over to Buffy's house. Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the Cornflakes back in the box."

Dick Cheney gets a call from his "boss", George W. Bush
"I've got a problem," says George.
"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.
"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office so I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.
"A big rooster," replies George.
"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. G.W. points at the jigsaw on his desk.
Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to the president and says, "Oh, for pete's sake, George - put the corn flakes back in the box."

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says "You've got to come over here and help me with this killer jigsaw puzzle! I don't know how to get it started!!" Her boyfriend asks "What's it supposed to be when it's done?" The blonde replies "According to the box, it's supposed to be a tiger."So her boyfriend comes over and the blonde shows him the puzzle spread all over the table. He examines the peices for a moment and then looks at the box and says "First of all, I suggest you make a cup of strong coffee and then we'll put all these frosted flakes back in the box!"

John gets a call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy."I've got a problem," says Buffy."What's the matter?" asks John."Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges.""What's the picture of?" asks John."It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy."All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the corn flakes back in the box."

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he had been working on for quite some time, Laloo proudly shows off his puzzle to a friend.
"It took me only 5 months to do it,"
Laloo brags
"Five months? That's too long", the friend exclaims.
"You are a fool, " Laloo replies " See this Carton, it is written, for 4 - 7 years"