John Madden Jokes

Thousands of Comcast subscribers in Tuscon were stunned this past Sunday, when with 3 minutes left to the game, their broadcast of the SuperBowl cut to a 30-second clip of a pornographic movie instead of an instant replay of an Arizona touchdown pass.
I don't know which is more damaging - jumping from an exciting 4th Quarter play to 30 seconds of male frontal nudity, or jumping from 30 seconds of male frontal nudity to a close-up of John Madden.

EA Sports has released a sneak peak of NFL Madden 11. The game is so realistic that you can actually smell the alcohol on Matt Leinart's breath.

Madden ‘07 cover boy Shaun Alexander is sidelined with a foot injury continuing the Madden Curse. John, if you’re planning the 2008 cover, I’d like to suggest Paris Hilton.

Longtime impersonator Frank Caliendo blows brains out.

Brett Favre retired again, saying he will not play for the Vikings.
After the announcement, John Madden was seen sobbing, crying, then eating a triple-decker turkey sandwhich, followed by more crying.