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A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
"Of course I do. It is the Bible." the lady replies!
"Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" he asked.
"Oh, Jonah... Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible." she replied.
"Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?" he asked.
"Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him." said the lady.
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.
"Then YOU can ask him." replied the lady!
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?""Of course I do. It is the Bible." the lady replies!"Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" he asked."Oh, Jonah... Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible." she replied."Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?" he asked."Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him." said the lady."What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically."Then YOU can ask him." replied the lady!
there was these two men john and jonah john says "yo jonah, dude i had the funniest dream last night dog" and jonah says "what was it about?"
"well i had a dream that i went to heaven.and while i was up there i was walking all over heaven with a messed up ugly woman.and she was messed up.well i went to god and said lord why do i have to walk in heaven with a ugly woman and god said the reason why u have to walk around with a ugly woman is because u acted so bad on earth.and then i saw you jonah walking around heaven with jessica simpson.then i said lord why did jonah get to walk with jessica.cuz son see jessica acted so bad on earth that she has to walk around with an ugly guy too."
Excerpts from Readers's Digest.
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