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There is a little boy, named jonny deeper. and he is in second grade(7 yrs old). when school lets out he said mrs.lovell, take off your skirt pantyhose and shoes. No she said. ill tell the principal on you said jonny. so she did. Then, he says Mrs.lovell.take off your bra, shirt, and underpants. no she said. ill tell the principal on you. so she did . Mrs.lovell jonny said.take apsolutly everything off of your desk. No she said again. ill tell the principal on you said jonny. so she did. mrs.lovell lay on your back with your legs as wide open as you can get them on your desk. NOOOOO said the teacher. ill tell the principal on you. so she did . then jonny got naked, and jump, ped on top of the teacher. and then started to have sex with her and the principal walks in and he says JONNY DEEPER! so he got deeper. and then his mom walks in and says JONNY DEEPER! so he got even deeper.And his father walks in and shouts JONNY DEEPER! and so little jonny got even deeper. and his sister walks more...

One day little jonny approached his dad with this question, "Daddy, I think Im weird, can you please take me to the doctor to make sure?" Reluctanly the dad replied "OK son but this better be quick."
So, they went to the doctors office and after a long wait it was jonnys turn. "Well Jonny what seems to be the problem" asked the doctor "I think im weird but i cant figure out why so can you just check me to make sure im normal?" "ok." said the doctor "Well son dont be alarmed but you have three testicles it wont really affect you because you can still have sex and everything but youll just be different."
On the way home his dad asks him "so son are you weird?" "Yep" he replied "How" "well... put it this way together we have five balls." "WHAT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE?"

A little girl named Mary is called Virgin Mary by her mother. This is a skit.

Virgin Mary: Mom, can I go play over Jonny's house?
Mother: Sure honey, but be back before dinnertime. ( Mary Leaves )

Dinnertime Rolls Around, and Mary
Calls her mother from Jonny's house.

Virgin Mary: (on the phone) Mom, Hey. It's Virgin Mary. Can I eat at Jonny's
house?

Mother: Sure honey, but be back before bedtime.

Bedtime Rolls around and mary calls her mom.

Virgin Mary: Mom, It's Virgin Mary.Can I sleep over at Jonnys house?
Mother: Sure honey, but be back before breakfast.

Virgin Mary sleeps over, and breakfast rolls around.
Mary calls her mother from Jonny's house.

Virgin Mary: Hi mom, It's Mary. Can I eat breakfast at Jonny's house????????