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The Indian Top 10:
1. Tears on My Pillau.
2. Its my chappalti and I'll cry if I want to.
3. Tikka Chance on Me.
4. Scatnaan.
5. Korma Korma Chameleon.
6. What's the Story Morning Tandoori.
7. Easy like Sanjay Morning.
8. You Can't Curry Love.
9. Poppadum Preach.
10. Sheikh Your Body. All available on the fantastic new album, Turban Hymns by Donner Summer.
Bohemian Curry (sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa,
ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the more...

Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton is expected to miss two months with an abdominal strain. Luckily he has plenty of experience with rehab.

Josh was helping Cheryl, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Cheryl what it was for.She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit."Josh said, "I can see that, but why?"Cheryl replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires."

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.

His father wrote back saying,' In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.'

Josh wrote back,' To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.

Mavs forward Josh Howard was caught on video disrespecting the American national anthem before a charity flag-football game. In his defense, he was so high at the time he thought he was in Paraguay.