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Why did the blonde spend 15 minutes looking at an orange juice container? Because it said 'concentrate'!

why did the blonde stand in the frozen food section for three hours staring at an orange juice container? Because it said "concentrate"

A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the daily routine was starting to get to her.
Every morning, for example, the nurse would bring her breakfast (which always consisted of an egg, piece of toast, and glass of apple juice). She would then return a little bit later to empty the urine bottle. And so it continued...
Finally, one morning, she decided to have a little fun. She ate the eggs and the toast, but went to the bathroom where she cleaned the urine bottle out, then poured the apple juice into it.
When the nurse returned later that morning, he took a look at the bottle and a frown came over his face. "Obviously, you enjoyed your breakfast, but something must be wrong because this looks a little cloudy," he said, pointing to the urine bottle.
"Oh, really?" she replied, picking up the bottle in question and putting it to her lips. more...

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton for hours?
A. Because she noticed the word "concentrate" on the container.

why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton
because it said concentrate
seb, 11

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Santa was having a really bad day.First the elves go on strike and he has to make all the last minute gifts by himself.When he's loading the gifts into the sleigh, the bottom of the sleigh falls right off. So he goes and gets the tool kit.Hes almost done, untill all the deer got loose and he hit his thumb with the hammer. He says "Thats it, I've had it!"So after he gathers all the deer and puts them in the barn, he goes inside to have a drink of juice and rum. He goes to get the rum, but Mrs. Claus left a note saying that all the elves took the rum wen they went on strike.He goes to open the juice but when he is tring to open the juice bottle it slips right out of his hands and breaks into a billion pieces.He goes to get the broom but the mice ate all the straw off it.Then he hears a very loud knock at the door. When he goes to answer it their is an angel with a wonderful tree in her hands. She says "Isn't this the most beautiful tree you've ever seen?"Santa says more...